Failure

I'm collecting old records to hang on Saskia's wall.

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I came home with the one on the far right a few days ago. When I showed it to Saskia she gazed at it, pleased but puzzled.

"You know who that is, right?" I asked.

"No," she said slowly. "I don't know their names. Yet!"

I am ashamed that I have reared a child to the age of six without introducing her to Ernie and Bert.